As I sat waiting for my to go order of food at a Chinese spot on Los Alamitos Blvd, I panicked. 
What the fuck was I going to do? What the fuck comes next? 
As I waited for my beef lo mein, I wanted to burst 
And for someone to give me any god damn answers
“Leslie, you’re order is ready” 
I grabbed the food and went on my way home 
The 405 does nothing to ease pain, it just fucks you up even more 
If you’re from LA, you know what I mean 
When I finally got home 
I ate my Lo Mein slowly 
I had to find some peace somewhere you know 
I finished and picked up a melancholy looking fortune cookie from the brown paper bag the food had come in 
I opened it and it read: 
“All the answers you need are right there in front of you” 
Oh for fuck’s sake